Brand New Bible

[Gassian]

Bon, figurez-vous qu'un grand nombre de comicshops ont reçu récemment un petit guide (une "bible", quoi) présentant l'univers Spider-Man post-one more day. Ce n'était donc qu'une question de temps avant qu'un internaute desoeuvré n'entreprenne de le transcrire à l'attention de ses petits camarades de jeu.

C'est cette retranscription que vous trouverez ci-dessous en spoilers. Sachant que les informations les plus importantes ont de toute façon été "floutées", de nombreux mots étant remplacés par de petites étoiles, ce qui garantit des heures et des heures d'amusement au coin du feu entre deux pots de chrysanthèmes.


[SPOILER="Prêts à lire la Bible ?"][QUOTE][B]Front Page[/B]:
-The Amazing Spider-Man #546 cover image & masthead.
-“Series Bible” stated at bottom left
-Little fake “Post-It” note stating, “In House Use- - Your Eyes Only!! –Steve W.

[B]Second Page[/B]:
-ASM #549 cover image

The All-New, All-Different Spider-Man Status Quo! The events of One More Day changed the life of Peter Parker dramatically, bringing about a Brand New Day. If you’re not 100% up to speed, fear not- - this guidebook will be a relatively painless way to get on track with all things Peter Parker. But first, a few important points:

Peter’s ******* ******* *********** *** ************ unmasked during the Civil War, ****************************** *****************. They know he unmasked- ********* ****************************** * **** **** New Avengers, ***** ******* NO. ONE.


MJ has ******************** ****** ******* **************
Peter and Mary Jane ***** ****** married. For as-of-yet ******* reasons, **********
***** ************ MJ ****** ******************************
****************************** ********


Aunt May is *********** ****** **** ******* ********** **** ***** ******************** ******************************


****** Osborn ******* **** ************************
******************** ******* psychotic killer ********* ********** super villain can be.


[B]Third Page[/B]:
-ASM #548 cover image

SPIDER-MAN/PETER PARKER

************** Peter is a ******* guy living *** *********************
********** Officer Vin Gonzales.

Struggling for cash, Peter goes back to his job taking pictures for the Daily Bugle. With the Superhuman Registration Act in effect and old-school villains on the run, the days of Spider-Man appear to be over- - until new villains bring a new wave of terror to New York City. The day may be new, but you can still count on Spider-Man to be the one saving it!



[B]Fourth Page[/B]:
-ASM #543 cover image
-ASM #400 cover image

AUNT MAY

May Parker ******** ******************* ******************* *******************





[B]Fifth Page[/B]:
-the “Face it Tiger…You just hit the jackpot!” panel from ASM #42
-ASM #545 cover image

MARY JANE

Mary Jane is ***** ******************* ******************* ********
****************** ****************** ****************** ********* Parker.





[B]Sixth Page[/B]:

J. JONAH JAMESON

-image of JJJ from FCBD ASM “Swing Shift”, by Jimenez
-image of JJJ lying sprawled, unconscious on the floor…papers everywhere, by Jimenez(?)

The day crusading newspaper man J. Jonah Jameson had worked for finally came- - super-vigilantes were forced to unmask and be accountable to the government. But peace and order don’t sell newspapers. ********************* sidelines him, his **** ***** sells the Bugle*** ********************* into the hands of his rival, Dexter Bennett. Over the next few months, ********** *** *********************** *** You can guess how that turns out.

DEXTER BENNETT

-2 images of rival Dexter Bennett, by Jimenez & Larocca

Jonah Jameson’s top rival is everything Jonah’s not- - slick, charming, generous to his photographers…and completely dishonest. When Jonah *********** ******, Dexter takes over the Bugle…and renames it “The DB”. Turning the paper into a celebrity-packed tabloid, “The DB” is a hit with the public.




[B]Seventh Page[/B]:

LILY HOLLISTER

-image of Lily Hollister by Phil Jiminez

Daughter of the D.A.-turned-Mayoral Candidate Bill Hollister, Lilly is also his strongest supporter, campaigning for him passionately. She’s also the beautiful and charming new girlfriend of ********************** ******** in love with her too.


VIN GONZALES

-image of Vin Gonzales, by Jimenez

Vin is a young cop, new to the force. He’s proud of being a cop. Which means, of course, he doesn’t like Spider-Man. Vin does come to trust Peter as a media informant…but he still doesn’t like him.


CARLIE COOPER

-image of Carlie Cooper, by McNiven

Lily’s best friend and a police forensic expert, Carlie Cooper is doomed to ****** bridge ********** ************** She’s hooks ******** ******************* ********* Officer Vin Gonzales.



[B]Eighth Page[/B]:

JACKPOT

-image of Jackpot’s face, by Larocca

An SHRA approved super-heroine whose red hair and free spirit seem all too familiar to Spidey. Spidey’s *********** on her ********, she’s actually *** *********** in a costume.

JOE ROBERTSON

-image of Joe Robertson, by Jimenez

J. Jonah Jameson’s right hand man is still a steadying force at the Bugle, despite the ownership changes. He’s also still doing his best to set an example for Peter Parker.



BETTY BRANT

-image of Betty Brant, by Jimenez

Peter’s best friend at the Bugle has been promoted to the crime beat. She’s also trying to help Peter and Robbie weather the storm that is Dexter Bennett.




[B]Ninth Page[/B]:

NEW VILLAINS

MENACE

-image of Menace, by Larocca (appears to be sort of like a next generation, very nasty-looking Goblin, complete with glider)

Mysterious villain ** ************** with advanced technology and a far more imposing appearance. Responsible for the death of ******** *************, and seems intent on killing all **************** **************** is done.


FREAK

-image of a long-haired silhouetted figure (no details), crouched-down and spewing fluid from his mouth.

A junkie-turned-monster, Freak is born from the chrysalis experiment by Dr. Curt Connors. Armed with regeneration powers, he comes back in a different form every time he’s killed…which is a number of times.




[B]Tenth Page[/B]:

MR. NEGATIVE

-image of Mr. Negative, by Jimenez (?)

A mysterious crime boss seen only in the shadows, Mr. Negetive is making a play to run all crime in New York, killing off all rival crime families. He is secretly ********
********************


THE BOOKIE

-image of the Bookie

The resident bet taker at the super-villain hang-out “The Bar with No Name”. Frequently pushed around by the villains, The Bookie is smarter than he seems…and is secretly ** ********************


SCREWBALL

-image of a female (head & shoulders), wearing a visor, a motorcycle-style helmer with an “S” (which looks similar to Sentry’s “S”) and a neck-protective collar.

Info Classified



PAPER DOLL

-image of a female (head & shoulder), hooded, dark hair over her wild eyes.

Info Classified





[B]Eleventh Page[/B]:

-images (and floorplan) of the Parker Household




[B]Twelfth Page[/B] :

-image of the new “The DB” logo
-image of Spider-Man swinging by “The DB” building. Daily Bugle sign has been replaced.
-image of Peter, Robbie, Betty, and Dexter walking through a busy newsroom, by Jimenez




[B]Thirteeth Page[/B]

-shows images of covers already solicited and lists the creative line-ups from months 1-4[/QUOTE][/SPOILER]


[url]http://www.comicbloc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57330[/url]

[sim theury]

[SPOILER="*********"]C'est *** . J'ai déja --- dans mon **** mais **** **** ** ***** ornithorynx bleu.
Affreux comme *** * ** * sur ma grosse *** . La nuit seulement ** * ** * * . *** ** * ** :D. ** *** chips le 12 ** mais sinon ça va.[/SPOILER]

[evilgreen]

J'ai absolument rien compri, dans quel bute donner une bible?

[sim theury]

[QUOTE=evilgreen;688258]J'ai absolument rien compri, dans quel bute donner une bible?[/QUOTE]
Eh ! si on remplace les "b" par des "p" ca donne

J'ai apsolument rien combri, dans quel pute donner une piple?

** * etonnant non ? *
suber !

[watchblue]

Tain ça donne envie !!!!

[Gassian]

[QUOTE=evilgreen;688258]J'ai absolument rien compri, dans quel bute donner une bible?[/QUOTE]

Pour montrer aux retailers à quel point l'univers Spider-Man de [I]Brand New Day[/I] est passionnant et ainsi les inciter à précommander des wagons entiers d'ASM.

[gillesC]

[QUOTE=sim theury;688248][SPOILER="*********"]C'est *** . J'ai déja --- dans mon **** mais **** **** ** ***** ornithorynx bleu.
Affreux comme *** * ** * sur ma grosse *** . La nuit seulement ** * ** * * . *** ** * ** :D. ** *** chips le 12 ** mais sinon ça va.[/SPOILER][/QUOTE]

Le logiciel de réparation de comics endommagés donne ça:

[SPOILER="Orc!"]C'est fun. J'ai déja pué dans mon slip, mais oufh shit de prout d' ornithorynx bleu.
Affreux comme Bvourge sur ma grosse tub . La nuit seulement on se voit , déguisés. :D. 16 big chips le 12 pm mais sinon ça va.[/SPOILER]

[Gassian]

Reprise du texte de cette "Bible" sur Newsarama. Accompagné cette fois des illustrations (je vous en mets juste quelques unes, pas trop "spoilerisantes") ...

[IMG]http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Spider-Man/Bible/lily.jpg[/IMG]
Lily Hollister

[IMG]http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Spider-Man/Bible/carlie.jpg[/IMG]
Carlie Cooper

[IMG]http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Spider-Man/Bible/menace.jpg[/IMG]
Menace

[IMG]http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Spider-Man/Bible/negative.jpg[/IMG]
Mr. Negative


...Et aussi du nouveau planning de Brand New day :

[QUOTE]Month #1 (#546-#548)
[new shipping dates - 01/9, 01/16, 01/23]
Script by Dan Slott
Pencils by Steve McNiven
Inks by Dexter Vines
Color by Morry Hollowell

[additionally, the Spider Man: Swing Shift Director's Cut One Shot is currently scheduled for 1/30/08, and the David Lapham/Tony Harris limted series Spider-Man: With Great Power is now scheduled to debut on 01/30 as well].

Month #2 (#549-#551)
[new shipping dates - 02/6, 02/13, 02/20]
Script by Marc Guggenheim
Pencils & Inks by Salvador Larocca
Color by Jason Keith

Month #3 (#552-#554)
Script by Bob Gale
Pencils by Phil Jimenez
Inks by Andy Lanning
Color by Jeromy Cox

Month #4 (#555-#557)
Script by Zeb Wells
Pencils by Chris Bachalo
Inks by Tim Townsend
Color by Antonio Fabela[/QUOTE]

[url]http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=135696[/url]

[evilgreen]

C'est bizar mais ca m'emoustille au point de reprendre du spider-man (Slott/McNiven)

[Gassian]

Encore quelques sketches/illustrations :

[IMG]http://wizarduniverse.com/_images_/006291/mcniv-1.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://wizarduniverse.com/_images_/006291/lar1.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://wizarduniverse.com/_images_/006291/bach1.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://wizarduniverse.com/_images_/006291/jimi1.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://wizarduniverse.com/_images_/006291/hob-2.jpg[/IMG]
Ce dernier sketch est de Larocca.
Les autres ... Je vais pas vous faire l'insulte de les nommer ;)

[url]http://www.wizarduniverse.com/magazine/wizard/006291498.cfm[/url]

[evilgreen]

moi Dan Slott/McNiven je prend a fond. et je dois avouer que coté dessinateur c'est bien loti (oui meme le larroca qui me derange bien moins qu'avant). Meme le spitch d'un certain retour au source m'interesse (y avait pas non plus besoin de supprimer sa femme et de lui refaire une identité secrete...enculé de marvel si c'est bien ce que vous faite avec se con de JMS).
M'enfin j'espere que les autres scénaristes vont reussir.
Ca me plait bien jusqu'ici.

[scarletneedle]

je sens que je vais choper les Jimenez...

[doop]

moi je sens que je vais continuer le MAG VF

[watchblue]

[QUOTE=doop;693393]moi je sens que je vais continuer le MAG VF[/QUOTE]

Bah la franchement quand on voit les équipes artistiques et qu'on se dit que tout ce beau monde sera réuni pour 3 euros 85 par mois en vf et bin on peu se dire

"Si t'aimes les comics, Spider-Man c'est automatique "